You DIB!!!

Well it is summer time. Actually it has been for a little while but lets not quibble over the details. This past weekend, Shiz's cousin came to visit. At some point, which we are still not sure how this happened, we came up with a new put down. So now when ever you want to insult someone, you can do it with one word. You can call them a DIB. As in a "Dirty Ice Ball". We came up with this by comparing the person we are putting down to Pluto and its digression from a planet to a dirty ice ball. Thus our new insult was born. Watch out it is going to be the next big thing!!!!

Yeah We are that Cool!

So as this year comes to a close and everyone goes their separate ways until this next fall, We just want to take a glance back at the good times of Apartment TEN!! So here are the best quotes of the year:).......

• "I am going to be really upset when I am 24 and still a virgin!" -Allissa
• "Why is he stingle?" -Sydney
• "Shiz'll Shin Me!" -Tairsa
• "Yes, a moose tush... sometimes they are that hairy!" -Kim
• "How are you doing? I'm working on it." -Liz
• "What is a word that means 'awesome' and starts with 'T'?" "Tairsa" -Sydney and Tairsa
• "You have beautiful lip stick... Do you mind sharing?" -Kyle
• "Good spur of the moment name coming up with." -Sydney
• "You cool MY rack." -Tairsa
• "Tairsa and I were trying to make questions to each other." -Kim
• "Wow, this seat is really forward!" -Sydney
• "I got a tark from clext." -Tairsa
• "Men so steamy they will cook our cocoa for us!" -Kim
• "Tairsa, you need to watch more stupid sleazy movies." -Sydney
• Robbie *Hug* "I think I'm kissing your bicep..." -Sydeny
• "I'm really hot could you get off me?...That would be great." -Liz
• "Oh good, 'cause down there is boring! Up here is where it's at!" -Allissa
• "Boys get lodged up in there and they don't loosen out!!" -Sydney
• "That's how I like my books... medium- rare." -Tairsa
• "Constipational physics?" -Kim
• "You said you wouldn't gonna do it!" -Liz
• "The baby competition starts now." -Sydney
• "You just raped my popcorn bag!" -Sydney "and it was fun!" -Tairsa
• "How did you get laid so many times?" -Sydney
• "You're a sexual connotation." -Tairsa
• "I need to read a book, but it's in the oven right now." -Kim
• "Did I tell you about my engaged fiance?" -Sydney
• "Oh my goodness, I'm loosing my pants!" -Liz
• "That Bleepin' Bipolar Bubble!!!"
• "NPT.........that means No Plumbing Terribly." -Sydney
• "I'm not accountable for what I say!" -Tairsa
• "Just Beeee yourself!" -Sydney "Yeah, but don't Peeee yourself!" -Kim
• "LCD......Looking Cool Duh!" -Meggie
• "I want some shiz on my kidney!" -Sydney
• "You guys don't think I'm funny enough to go on the wall." -Allissa
• "Her tongue was out and everything!" -Tairsa
• "Excuse my indecency!" -Kim
• "The church disorients me!!" -Sydeny
• "... But I'm the main dish." -Tairsa
• "So Liz, I've been googling menstrual abnormalities..." -Sydney
• "Orange juice is like my beer... or vodka." -Liz
• "You look good naked..." -Sydney
• "Well I'm not gonna kiss her!" -Kim
• "You got fork all up in my frosting." -Tairsa
• "It's always a party in MY mouth!" -Sydney
• "Well I know who I'm sitting next to in the winter time!" -Kim
• "So my shampoo bottle asked me a question..." -Sydney
• "You're a fat banana!" -Allissa
• "He would do a deceptive cadence!" "He is deceptive!" -Tairsa and Kim
• "NPT...National Pipe Threat!?!?!?!" -Liz
• "You're a waster paper!" -Tairsa
• "You have water hair!" -Kim
• "So what you really mean is..." -Sydeny
• "But now you have enough laundry detergent to bury a cow!" -Tairsa
• "So Dad, I'm thinking of naming my child Blah..." -Liz
• "He likes the way you use your lips!" -Kim
• "I'm baggin' what you're mowin!" -Tairsa
• "I have limited ear buds!" -Kim
• "Sometimes I don't make sense to me." -Sydney
• "We should make a naughty man our wife." -Liz
• "I fell asleep in two classes today.... oh wait, I only had one." -Tairsa
• "This is annoying! I am either starving or peeing!!" -Kim
• "I only like being creepy when people like it." -Sydney
• ""I'm funny!" -Tairsa
• "I was thinking..work or... this could pertain to my eternal salvation!" -Kim
• "I'm so hungry I could eat the door off!!" -Sydney
• "My bubble is bipolar!" -Tairsa
• "Yeah, I just have to strip down!" -Kim
• "Pop one, Fart one..." -Kim
• "You are hormonally hott to me right now." -Sydney
• " I wish I looked like I was hungry" -Tairsa
• "Actually, dying is illegal." -Kim
• "My Dad used to steal my mom all the time." -Allissa

Yea I hope you enjoyed that as much as we did:) TEHE TEHE!!!

FHE Awesomeness!!!!

Random is the one word that describes our FHE group this year. We are the weirdest mix of people I have ever met and yet we fit together perfectly.

So Dad came up to us the other day and told us all about our FHE activity this week. It is an oscar night with each group making up and filming their own movies.

The bad part was that there was no general theme to the movies. It could be about anything you wanted it to be. This caused problems because we all had such great ideas that we couldn't decide on just one movie. Thus our creativity came into play and we combined all our great ideas into one phenomenal movie.

Which I have to state won best music at the oscars and probably took second place for the best overall film. Here it is, our premiere film titled "A Day in the Life"..........................................

Mr. Bo Jangles Get Right Out of Yo' Home!

Ahem.
My dearest darlingest blog followers,

You may think this is a picture of three lovely ladies transporting a dead body for some ridiculously evil activity. Alas, you would be mistaken. The man in the photo is in fact alive, and the lovely ladies (who are in fact women, and are in fact very beautiful) are indeed none other than Shiz, Kidney, and Toto. Also, we are not evil, so rid your minds of such ridiculous thinkings this very instant. Absolutely Shameful.
No my friends, this is what happens when our buddy Bo Jangles decides he is "too tired" to move himself from off of his couch to come to our apartment to play games with us. He did mention that he would come if we carried him, however. We took him up on that offer.....mostly just to prove a point. So, the three of us subsequently carried Mr. Bo Jangles down stairs to our apartment. We felt pretty dang buff and exhausted (but don't tell him that) by the time we reached our apartment. Our mission had been accomplished, and we felt a certain sense of victorious pride. The occasion was so momentous that during the excursion, Bo's roommate, Brother Bear, deemed it prudent to document the proceedings on film (okay, I think it was actually his phone). An evening of marvelous festivities then commenced and there was much rejoicing. Yay.
The End.
Cool story, huh? :)

Respectfully and Never-endingly Yours,

Syd.

Pictshauhsss of de Awesome. :)

Apt. 10 trying to hula at the ward luau....

Us outside of The Cheesecake Factory! (minus Allissa who was our photographer)

Shiz and Kidney....together forever <3

Mystery Dinner back in November, 2010. When people first started realizing how awesome we are.

Personally, I think I make a better girl....but Shiz also looks super hottttt in this one. 

I hope you enjoy this little sampling of our exploits. More mind-blowing photography (of us, of course) will inevitably follow.

Sincerest Regards,

Kidney

Coming to you from yours truly

Hello blog readers! You haven't had the opportunity to hear from me yet so I decided to bless your life with a little insight to apartment ten.

We are ten!
We are so single it drives us crazy!
We are ten!
We like to party like there's no tomorrow!
We are ten!
We are spontaneous and a little bit awkward,
But get to know us, and we will change your life!!

Pretty much, this song has become our trademark. Sunday afternoon Robby made the mistake of asked our apartment for a favor. I believe he got more than he bargained for. Simultaneously Shiz and I had a light bulb turn on in our heads and we began to brainstorm.

Song? Dance? Poem? Skit? Oh the possibilities. We played around with "All the single ladies" as well as "girl worth fighting for" but finally settled in on "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan. Brilliant! We aren't men, but we sure are ten!

In a matter of half an hour we had the lyrics written out and we were excited to perform.

Right after the opening song we start off with "let's get down to business...." and cheers erupted. By the end we had screams and catcalls as the infamous apartment ten made their first live debut. This was also filmed and will be linked to this blog as soon as someone smarter than me figures out how to do it.

Anyway, moral of the story... apartment ten rocks! And we WILL change your life!

Signing out.

Fictionist's Non-fiction on Rolling Stone

Dear Friends,

Kidney here. Or Syd, if associating me with an internal organ is too weird for you. You six amazing and devoted followers of this blog are wonderful and rare and exceptional people. Thank you for that. Now I am going to use this post to promote something that I love and am excited about. Although it has very little to do with the insane exploits of my roommates and I (and I apologize profusely), it is something somewhat important to my life at least.

The link/embed thing below is for an alternative/indie rock group called Fictionist. They are one of my favorites and I encourage anyone who reads this to check them out! Their music blows my mind, I am so in love. I first experienced their music on April 1, 2010. I went to a show at Velour Live Music Gallery in Provo with my brother, Nick, and we both had our socks and shoes knocked right off. For real. Don't spread this around, but I'm pretty sure their music is like a drug for me. That spectacular and euphoric.

Anyways, they are competing in a contest for a chance to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Which is kind of a big deal for an unsigned band. They do rock, and they do deserve to win! They are doing pretty well so far, but if you like them too then vote for them and make their dreams come true! They will make a difference, and they will make the world a better place. Heck, they already have! And you can make a difference in the world by making a difference to them. Vote and be heard.

Power to the people!

With all the love in my tender little heart,
Kidney :)