You DIB!!!

Well it is summer time. Actually it has been for a little while but lets not quibble over the details. This past weekend, Shiz's cousin came to visit. At some point, which we are still not sure how this happened, we came up with a new put down. So now when ever you want to insult someone, you can do it with one word. You can call them a DIB. As in a "Dirty Ice Ball". We came up with this by comparing the person we are putting down to Pluto and its digression from a planet to a dirty ice ball. Thus our new insult was born. Watch out it is going to be the next big thing!!!!

Yeah We are that Cool!

So as this year comes to a close and everyone goes their separate ways until this next fall, We just want to take a glance back at the good times of Apartment TEN!! So here are the best quotes of the year:).......

• "I am going to be really upset when I am 24 and still a virgin!" -Allissa
• "Why is he stingle?" -Sydney
• "Shiz'll Shin Me!" -Tairsa
• "Yes, a moose tush... sometimes they are that hairy!" -Kim
• "How are you doing? I'm working on it." -Liz
• "What is a word that means 'awesome' and starts with 'T'?" "Tairsa" -Sydney and Tairsa
• "You have beautiful lip stick... Do you mind sharing?" -Kyle
• "Good spur of the moment name coming up with." -Sydney
• "You cool MY rack." -Tairsa
• "Tairsa and I were trying to make questions to each other." -Kim
• "Wow, this seat is really forward!" -Sydney
• "I got a tark from clext." -Tairsa
• "Men so steamy they will cook our cocoa for us!" -Kim
• "Tairsa, you need to watch more stupid sleazy movies." -Sydney
• Robbie *Hug* "I think I'm kissing your bicep..." -Sydeny
• "I'm really hot could you get off me?...That would be great." -Liz
• "Oh good, 'cause down there is boring! Up here is where it's at!" -Allissa
• "Boys get lodged up in there and they don't loosen out!!" -Sydney
• "That's how I like my books... medium- rare." -Tairsa
• "Constipational physics?" -Kim
• "You said you wouldn't gonna do it!" -Liz
• "The baby competition starts now." -Sydney
• "You just raped my popcorn bag!" -Sydney "and it was fun!" -Tairsa
• "How did you get laid so many times?" -Sydney
• "You're a sexual connotation." -Tairsa
• "I need to read a book, but it's in the oven right now." -Kim
• "Did I tell you about my engaged fiance?" -Sydney
• "Oh my goodness, I'm loosing my pants!" -Liz
• "That Bleepin' Bipolar Bubble!!!"
• "NPT.........that means No Plumbing Terribly." -Sydney
• "I'm not accountable for what I say!" -Tairsa
• "Just Beeee yourself!" -Sydney "Yeah, but don't Peeee yourself!" -Kim
• "LCD......Looking Cool Duh!" -Meggie
• "I want some shiz on my kidney!" -Sydney
• "You guys don't think I'm funny enough to go on the wall." -Allissa
• "Her tongue was out and everything!" -Tairsa
• "Excuse my indecency!" -Kim
• "The church disorients me!!" -Sydeny
• "... But I'm the main dish." -Tairsa
• "So Liz, I've been googling menstrual abnormalities..." -Sydney
• "Orange juice is like my beer... or vodka." -Liz
• "You look good naked..." -Sydney
• "Well I'm not gonna kiss her!" -Kim
• "You got fork all up in my frosting." -Tairsa
• "It's always a party in MY mouth!" -Sydney
• "Well I know who I'm sitting next to in the winter time!" -Kim
• "So my shampoo bottle asked me a question..." -Sydney
• "You're a fat banana!" -Allissa
• "He would do a deceptive cadence!" "He is deceptive!" -Tairsa and Kim
• "NPT...National Pipe Threat!?!?!?!" -Liz
• "You're a waster paper!" -Tairsa
• "You have water hair!" -Kim
• "So what you really mean is..." -Sydeny
• "But now you have enough laundry detergent to bury a cow!" -Tairsa
• "So Dad, I'm thinking of naming my child Blah..." -Liz
• "He likes the way you use your lips!" -Kim
• "I'm baggin' what you're mowin!" -Tairsa
• "I have limited ear buds!" -Kim
• "Sometimes I don't make sense to me." -Sydney
• "We should make a naughty man our wife." -Liz
• "I fell asleep in two classes today.... oh wait, I only had one." -Tairsa
• "This is annoying! I am either starving or peeing!!" -Kim
• "I only like being creepy when people like it." -Sydney
• ""I'm funny!" -Tairsa
• "I was thinking..work or... this could pertain to my eternal salvation!" -Kim
• "I'm so hungry I could eat the door off!!" -Sydney
• "My bubble is bipolar!" -Tairsa
• "Yeah, I just have to strip down!" -Kim
• "Pop one, Fart one..." -Kim
• "You are hormonally hott to me right now." -Sydney
• " I wish I looked like I was hungry" -Tairsa
• "Actually, dying is illegal." -Kim
• "My Dad used to steal my mom all the time." -Allissa

Yea I hope you enjoyed that as much as we did:) TEHE TEHE!!!