Pranks.....

On October 31, 2011 our stake had a dance that we all went to. Sydney had left early and we were not sure if she would be coming back or not, so when we left we left the door unlocked so she could get in. After the dance we returned to this site in our kitchen.

Yes those are brownies on top of the cups. We are still unsure who the culprit/ culprits are. We are currently trying to sharpen our detective skills in order to find out the truth.

Apparently we were not fast enough in our detective skills so they decided to strike again. This is what we woke up to this morning....

Although you can't really tell from these pictures but the snow was literally packed all the way to the top of the door jam. Then there was a dixie cup like the ones from October clipped to the door jam that said:

"Nice to see you..... AGAIN!" With Micah Ingalls number at the bottom of the cup.

We shall have to wait and see if we can discover the masterminds behind these pranks. Hopefully we will discover their identities so that we can reciprocate and they won't feel lonely or left out:)

First Missionary:)

This week we lost one of our own, although she is only like a mile up the road and we pass her every week when we go to the temple.... But we are so happy for her and wish her well in all of her efforts as a missionary in the Rochester New York mission. All of her weekly emails will be on her blog which is.....

http://blacksocksrock.blogspot.com/

Her address will also be posted on her blog. SO write her so that she knows we still love her and are counting the days till she returns to us..

Sweet Revenge

My dear blog readers.  This will be the last adventure I post to the adventures of Shiz and Kidney for a while.  As those of you who know me know, I do not to ANYTHING halfway.  Liz thought it would be a great idea to put whipped cream in my face at the ward Thanksgiving Dinner last night. Of course, I wasn't going to take that one sitting down. 

I woke up at 5 a.m. to drive up to Provo, something I knew Liz would not expect.  I had the whipped cream in the car and was ready to make a mess.  This video documents the event that took place.

In honor of the Thanksgiving season, I am so grateful for a friend like Liz.  She is the only one in the world I know I could do this to and the first thing she would think is, "I sure hope they got a picture of this."  Love you Liz!

Last Friday Night (redone and in my opinion better but ssshhhh don't tell Katy Perry)

It was a dark and stormy night, actually not stormy at all but dark, when they met at Maltie's Malt Shoppe and Cafe. Who knew that in just a few moment all their lives would go to pieces right in front of their own eyes.

Last Friday Night, apartment ten held their annual murder mystery dinner on 11-11-11 (I know, perfect date right?). As we all know this is a very sought after event. Everyone wants to receive and invitation in the mail from us, or this is what we have convinced ourselves is true.

It was a blast!!!! I could not have pictured it going any better than it did. Here is a song that we wrote in honor of the great times we had and some of the pictures we took that night.

To the Tune of "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry

"Pictures of that night

ended up online

Too cool

For School

And the blast from the past

made us want it to last

DAAAAANG......

Last Murder Night

we hung out with awesome guys

with pretty fantastic thighs

their sick looks burned our eyes,

Last Friday Night

yeah we ate at Maltie's Shop

Listened to that ole jute box

then we ate and talked a lot

Last Murder Night

Conner knew it all along

Shot gun wedding and a bomb

we're glad you all could come

Last Murder Night

yeah we think we broke the law

Go forth, be virtuous and never stop

Whoa-oh-oah!!

Do it all again!!!

Introducing the famous and sought after cast ...........

Penny Lofer

Del Toydes

Bea B'Aupper

Rick Alcitrent

Pris E. Teene

Joe K. Awledge

E.C Leigh

Dee C. Duecer

Cal Q Layder

The whole Gang Back Together Again

Ballad of Allissa

Sorry for the long dry spell. As you can probably guess it has been a very busy semester. Let me start of by saying our apartment is now the place to hang out. There isn't a day that goes by when someone doesn't stop by. I think that it is awesome! Although it is quite distracting when you are trying to get some homework done.

Anyways one night when Allissa was away, Greg came over and was waiting for her. She took a little longer to return than previously thought. So Greg came up with a song to sing his feelings......

ENJOY!!! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150407337452640

The Cupboard Above the Fridge

Shiz and Kidney, of number ten, Bountiful Court, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

Shiz was a manager at BYU catering, which catered food. She was a firey red-head with a very loud laugh. Kidney was fun-loving psychiatrist who enjoyed staying up late and sleeping in late. Shiz and Kidney had four other roommates and in their opinion, there were no finer roommates anywhere.

The roommates had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.....

(Enter dramatic Harry Potter theme music)

Their greatest secret and fear was known to pop up, unannounced, and disrupt the regular comings and goings of the apartment complex. This secret was none other than the girl who lived.... in Mapleton. She repeatedly stopped by apartment ten, wreaking havoc and mayhem for its occupants.

Despite her mayhem, the roommates were somewhat fond of the girl who lived...in Mapleton. They would have loved to take her in but due to circumstances out of their control, they were only able to present her with the cupboard above the fridge, which she gladly accepted. Her little cupboard was greatly appreciated and really helped her to feel a part of the activities of the apartment.

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Haha, hello readers that are still there, Tairsa here. Just wanted to update you on number ten, Bountiful Court. I am no longer an actual roommate there, as I will be leaving on a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in November. They have given me the cupboard above the fridge and to honor that and the fact that I recently reread all seven Harry Potter books, I thought I would pay tribute to my much appreciated cupboard.

We are looking forward to a whole year of excellent new adventures, so stay tuned!

Story of my life.... well not mine per say

So we have friend named Lewis who has a habit of making up stories. One night a couple weeks ago, Lewis told kidney and I our life stories. Lets just say that they were pretty entertaining. Therefore kidney and I had to come up with our own story of Lewis's life. Hence one night at dinner we started the story and passed it around the table so everyone could add their own little parts. Here is the story we came up with (which is totally true!):

Lewis's Life Story,

Once upon a time there was a little shriveled, green, alien baby named Lewis. Both his parents were aliens who looked like humans, so they did not expect their child to look so unusual. It was quite a surprise when Lewis was born.

His big eyes and chiseled chin made the alien nurses drool! They couldn’t believe their own eyes. Not only was this baby so unusual looking, but when he opened his mouth, the most beautiful music came out. As a child, the strapping young lad constantly received special attention, mostly because of his remarkable appearance. His parents watched him closely, hoping he would eventually look more human. And eventually he did!

One day when he was 7 years, 3 months, and 29 days old he came upon a secret garden. The hunch-backed old farmer presented little Lewis with a bag of magical mushrooms. Upon sifting through the contents of the bag he came upon a vial of potion. The potion was a thick orange soup which had magical powers. Lewis was forever changed after sipping the vial of delicious magical soup.

With every sip of this magical potion, Lewis felt an odd bubbling within his stomach. Since the soup tasted like cotton candy and sauerkraut, the poor little boy didn’t notice the fantastic changes taking place all over his body. Lewis’s legs grew 2 feet and sprouted broccoli! His skin turned a sparkly tickle-me-pink, and a strange kind of hairy, black, curly froth grew from the top of his head.

Now, the biggest problem with all of these changes was the tickle-me-pink sparkly skin. You see, all the girls fall helplessly in love with his skin and have a terribly hard time keeping their tickling hand away from his body. This was an especially difficult problem for Lewis because he was VERY ticklish, and when he is tickled he makes a rather obnoxious noise. He cackled like a hen laying an egg, a very difficult egg to lay, I might add.

This was a major problem because his laugh attracted all the llamas in the city to him. They would break out of their cages and charge at him. This made everyone in the city really angry because they kept losing all their llamas due to their suicidal tendencies.

Baaaad Llama! Baaaad Llama! Lewis screamed as he tried desperately to run away. Just as he was about to turn the corner, the mother of all llamas stared him straight in the eyes, as drool fell from her big wet lips. All Lewis could do was open his mouth an d start singing the only song that came to his mind…

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey…” and as he sang, he noticed that the llama mama just became more and more agitated. Just as this huge and crazed llama was about to devour him whole, young Lewis recalled that he still had the bag of mushrooms given to him by the hunch-backed farmer. Figuring that he probably had nothing to lose at this point, he pulled out the bag of magical mushrooms and started to feed them to the frenzied Mama Llama Mama, and she began to shrink.

Now, the shrinking of the mama llama caused a lot of confusion. You see, the mama llama didn’t look or act like a Mama Llama so all the other llamas went looking for her. Lewis definitely lucked out!

Now that the llama drama was over, Lewis had time to focus on important endeavors like playing chess, watching movies, and slaying dragons. On the day that Lewis turned 15 years, 4 months, and 2 days, the chief alien warlock summoned him to his purple cake palace. It turns out, there was a purple cake eater monster on the loose! The chief alien warlock wanted Lewis to lead the Legion of Young, Muscley men to destroy this horrid monster. Lewis accepted immediately. This wonderful, brave, young man ran all the way through the castle until he accidentally ran smack into the chief alien warlock’s daughter Isalizoramanishoe.

At the sight of her earlobe, Lewis’s heart stopped for 10 whole seconds. When it finally restarted, he knew it was love at first sight. He now knew what people meant when they said that they were “triturated”. As he looked into Isalizoramanishoe’s golden eyes, Lewis forgot all about the purple cake eater monster. Like a dream, he swept her into a waltz. Unfortunately, it was at that moment the purple cake eater monster turned the corner.

“One, two, three….One, two, three..” “Don’t step on my foot” screamed Isalizoramanishoe! Lewis was taken by surprise due to the hoarse tone of her voice. He grinned and just kept waltzing. It was then that Lewis started to smell something very horrid. As he twirled Isalizoramanishoe around one last time he dropped her out of sheek fear. The purple cake eater monster crawled slowly licking it’s hideous teeth. Lewis remembered that if he ever faced a monster, the first thing he needed to do was yodel the Roman alphabet.

As the yodeling proceeded, the purple cake eater monster fell fast asleep. Lewis then locked it in a cage so that it could not cause anymore troubles for the kingdom. Now, Isalizoramanishoe was so grateful to Lewis that she told him about a family secret. She said that there was a forest where some magical flowers grew. If he would eat this flower he would then turn into a normal looking human alien.

So Lewis and Isalizoramanishoe went searching for this forest. After a month and 22 days of searching they finally found the flower that would change Lewis's life forever. When he ate it, the flower tasted like watermelon and limes, much better than the potion he drank earlier in his life. After waiting a day and a half, Lewis started feeling light in the head. He started seeing colors flying around in front of his eyes, speaking in tongues, and he became delirious. After 15 days, Lewis finally opened his eyes to find that he looked like every other human alien on the planet. He started dancing around like a leprechaun and singing.

Well now that Lewis looked like a normal everyday human alien, he could finally go to school without being made fun of or attracting all the llamas. He started school at the age of 16. Fortunately, Lewis had a lot of life experience so he was a very accelerated learner. Therefore he graduated after only 3 and a half years. And the rest is history.......

Well that's all folks!!!! Hope you liked it:)